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Jul 30, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, gathering during Covid (which you shouldn't tbh), and more. Plus, wear your fucking masks and maybe keep schools closed?

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Jul 23, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to stay sane during this time, hazmat suits with vaginal openings, swaddling, ghosting, and more.

Also, we still have a part to...


Jul 16, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "baby smurf" got a tour of Princeton and Florida is truly a flaming dumpster fire right now.

Also, we still have a part to play...


Jul 10, 2020

In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else CJM will find you.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

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Jul 2, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss pant-less Zoom cooking sessions, nipple training, and 27 hours of labor. Plus, if Kim sees you without a mask on she's going to yell at you — or make PSA's of her yelling at people. Plus, don't have that pandemic hookup, it's not worth it.

Also, we all have a part to play in...