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Ask Mom & Spawn

Dec 28, 2017

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom becomes the oldest person to go on @BirthrightIsrael. The "ladies" talk burning vaginas, how to actually pronounce hummus, and getting bat-mitzvahed...again. Plus, they gave out some "inspirational" advice! 

Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice...


Dec 20, 2017

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim had to get creative with FaceTime because Kim was sick in bed...in NJ. Despite battling disease, @CrazyJewishMom still gave out advice on pursuing your dreams despite the patriarchy (yay to feminist rage!) and finding sperminators on Bumble. She even nagged Kate about her...


Dec 13, 2017

In this week's episode, Kim and Kate give advice on long-term relationships and your f**k-buddy status with your ex, while @CJM complains about her diet. They also talk about their Hanukkah tradition of putting up a million Menorahs and hoping the house doesn't burn down, and @CJM even plays matchmaker in...


Dec 6, 2017

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom gives her thoughts on fuck-boys (which is key their car, obviously), your dad's new "troll" of a girlfriend, and the epidemic of men exposing their penises unnecessarily. Plus, Kate goes on a rant about gentlemen clubs, lying boyfriends, and the systematic oppression...


Nov 29, 2017

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn give advice on Facebook dating, when your family calls your daughter a "bitch," and how to meet intellectual men (hello, Harvard Club!) Plus, Kim explains that zipping up someone's dick is just an expression and shouldn't be violent ... unless they did something...