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Ask Mom & Spawn

Aug 29, 2018

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom walks around a suburban mall talking about anal beads, lying fuckboi's, and phone sex while Kate is home coughing up a few lungs. Plus, they give advice on how to get over a cheating partner, dating co-workers, and finally, education first, penis second. 

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Aug 22, 2018

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom tells Kate to schedule the birth of her first child on a Sunday so that she can live stream it! While Kate defends her (empty) uterus, she and Kim answer some questions about how to balance your dating/work life. Plus, is Kate getting married on a boat in the Amazon?

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Aug 15, 2018

In this week's episode, we thank G-d that @CrazyJewishMom isn't in D.C. right now (because she would probably be in jail). Which reminds us, what exactly did Kim do to get arrested so many times? Meanwhile, Kate gives advice about how to deal with getting hit on when you're not interested, and upholds the principles of...


Aug 8, 2018

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom seeks justice for her Brooklyn-hating cat Ozzy. Meanwhile, Kate talks about the statistics of arranged marriages, and whether or not you should hold on to the hope that you will meet your celebrity crush (hint: you should not).

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Aug 1, 2018

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom calls for the dickectomy (a made up surgery) of a f**kboy who's cheating on his wife! Meanwhile, with the help of her team, Kate gives Kim a pretty solid education about the meaning of cisgender, and defends her #CraigslistMattress's honor once again. Plus, some actual advice (but...